"Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered." ~ Phyllis Diller
"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark." ~ Dick Gregory
"Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year." ~ Victor Borge
"The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other." ~ Johnny Carson
"A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together." ~ Garrison Keillor
"Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit." ~ Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard
"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin." ~ Jay Leno.
"The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband." ~ Joan Rivers
"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." ~ Shirley Temple
"Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year." ~ P. J. O'Rourke.
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